I Don't Know What I'm Doing

dancybutt:

lnstagrandma:

how to piss someone off:

leave the door open

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child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
me: You lose your baby teeth
child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
me: they fall out
child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
me:
child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
me:
me:
me: you keep the same eyes all your life
child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa
le-le-lestrade:

the math books warned us about you

le-le-lestrade:

the math books warned us about you

leavemealoneimblogging:

I don’t understand girls who don’t like superhero movies, I mean I get that not all girls like the action and explosions and that stuff but this?

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Also a lot of superhero movies are really funny:

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And also Tony Stark

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silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

cocaine-cutie:

everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.

WHAT IS MINE

nonewslaves:

xekstrin:

The best part of adventure time will always be how much these two genuinely love each other

This is an accurate description of when I say I’m colorblind and how I see things

small-person-racist:

earldacharmanda:

awesomephilia:

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

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That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??

livinginastorybook:

briclget-spears:

ask-the-pesky-puppeteers:

fandralled:

relentlessforwardmotion:

innocentpunkrockkids:

"The brain can get sick too." 

Re-make of this post. 

End mental health stigma.

thank you

thank you

THANK YOU

THANK YOU

THANK YOU